Hello

Sorry for the very un-original title. And sorry for apologizing at the beginning of my very firt blog post. =^-^= I've never exactly been very faithful when it came to maintaing a blog; first it was msn spaces, then yahoo 360, and of course a number of blogspot ones as well... I got bored of them all. Hmm. I suppose I do get bored very easily. If only I were a ninja or pirate, life would be so exciting. Perhaps too exciting to have the time to maintain a blog...? It's possible.



Ninjas and pirates? I get that from being a Narutard and watching as much of One Piece too! I've been coming across quite a few Ninjas Vs Pirates discussions and debates all over the place, and honestly, I don't see why there should be a debate in the first place, because I think that both are absolutely awesome! But then again, there are the few who dare to take it a step further and try to set up a Naruto vs. One Piece scenario. Well WOAH there! Naruto would so pwn One Piece!?!! I mean well thin about it. Although the ninjas aren't as crazy strong as the pirates (especially the devil's fruit users), they've still got lots of concentration (which is the first step in becoming a ninja) and brains.



Now there's Sanji the cook who'd explode into a Mellorine tornado once he sees a sexy woman. Pair him up with Naruto or Konohamaru and he just won't be kicking around any more - no he'd actually lose all joints and get real ribbony. And why? Oiroke-no-jutsu of course! (Sexy-no-jutsu). Perhaps Konohamaru would be more suited to taking down the master of the red leg with his ultimate sexy-no-jutsu (yeah, the one he uses a clone for ;) ). Sanji'd just melt...



And Roronoa Zoro (mmmM my favorite character!). Well sorry Zoro, but pairing up with a Mangekyo Sharingan user would just put you at a disadvantage. Kakashi's MS could just teleport all attacks to another dimension, and Madara's technique could just dodge all attacks by sending parts of his OWN body to another dimension. (Oh yeah, the sharingan is so cool, when Sasuke is not using it!).



Robin could be held down by the Ino-Shika-Cho formation. Well actually, mostly anyone, except Zoro and Luffy (because they're crazy stronger than the others), could be held down by the shadow-possession jutsu and taken down by others while they're standing there... like Neji's absolute awesomeness...? =^-^=



A Sakura vs. Nami fight would be awesome. With Sakura's medical skills and her mad-ass punches I'm betting Nami'll be going down quite soon. And yes, Nami's my least favorite Straw-Hate crew member, so a few hard punches would make me happy XD



And Usopp would himself not being the only one with perfect aim... mostly every ninja has to have perfect aim - how would they be whizzing shuriken, needles, and kunai all over their enemies? Haku would be Usopp's best match, in my opinion.



Chopper and a medical nin like Tsunade or even Kabuto would be a fun battle, and Franky might just be automatically attacked by Sakura or Moege. Why? Because parading around only in a skimpy pair of man-panties is going to earn him a few bonks on the head.



Hmm... Brook? What about him...? I wonder if Kisame could call in a whale to keep him coo-ing...? No? Didn't think so. Well, I have yet to follow up on Brook's character, and when I do I suppose a match would be set? ;)



Ah and Cap'n Luffy. Now if Shikamaru's shadow-possession could be overcome by brute force
(as we saw happen with the giants), then perhaps the Suna Shinobi could come into play here. I wonder if Kankuro could attach a few chakra strings onto Luffy, control his movements with them, and then toss him into Kuroari where he'd be sliced into a million bits...? But omg, that should so not happen since Luffy is uber adorable and the world would be so much duller without him...!! But of course, this is supposed to just be a what-if situation. However, with Luffy's strength, 'controlling' him wouldn't be any easy task. Yet Chidori could get to Luffy, since Chidori 'cuts through anything' and perhaps Sasuke might have an advantage here...



Well that's that. But honestly, I'd bet the Straw-Hat crew and the shinobi of Konoha (and perhaps Suna) would get along absolutely well =^-^= I mean come on, just look at Naruto and Luffy!


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